Frustrated victim of chain mails
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2006 & 2007.Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
- I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce, a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
- I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special email program would arrive soon.
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
- Still open to help some Bulgarian or Nigerian, who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SHIT on your head today at any timeThanks and Regards,
A Frustrated Victim.
The best mail forward you could send to your friends (or else the modified version of this). With the best chain mail curse, Bird shit lol 
And for more Urban Legends.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:16 am
I’ve come across this many times…. I liked it.. Was kind of cool..:-)
August 10th, 2007 at 12:23 am
did you know that the air you breathe is contaminated and has several thousands of carcinogenic chemicals (SOx, NOx, dioxins, O3, etc) ?
so you should stop breathing or else you’ll die of lung cancer!!!!
if you pass this on to 10 ppl you just might be able to save them!!!
August 10th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
@Lady divine: Yep, i came across this at a forum, i added links and posted
@shehal: LOL, shud we move to mars??
August 10th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
shehal >> About the two moons on august 27th hoax e-mail : http://www.kanabona.com/www/?q=august_27_email_hoax
August 11th, 2007 at 8:36 am
http://www.breakthechain.org/ this site has a good collection of spam emails, with very nice explanations.
September 9th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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